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classic rock posers that think jimi hendrix's first name is spelled jimmy
Poser: dude i love jimmy hendrix
person 2: dude his named is spelled jimi you retard
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Only the greatest guitarist to ever exist on out planet.
Bow to Jimmy Page, for he is God.
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a man who only thinks with his cock. However his sexyness makes women crazy.
Jimmy=Sex addict
Jimmy P is so confident he thinks he could get any girl he wants. He is a Rico Suave.
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Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.
Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.
Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
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The act of urinating in a condom, tying it off and freezing it, then fucking a girl with it.
Can i use your freezer Brooke wants me to give her a Frosty Jimmy
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A drug dealer and one of the main characters in Green Days newest album American Idiot (which is the only one with a #1 hit ironically....)
"cigarrets and ramen and a little bag of dope/I am a son of a bitch and edgar allen poe"
"it's comedy, and tradgedy/it's st jimmy and that's my name"
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A stand up comic with an unhealthy obsession for chicks with giant cocks. Works for the Sirius xm radio show Opie and Anthony. Performs characters loosely based on his own personality, such as uncle Paul and Chippah
Jimmy norton knows how to eat cum
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