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When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "
One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.
John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
Confines the arms of a person.
When I urinated on myself, I was wearing my Boxer Briefs Undies like 👍 a straight jacket.
Past tense: jacketed
Future tense: jacketing
Present tense: jacketing
Simple definition: To share ones jacket between two people.
Complex definition: If a jacket is not present, then it is the act of two friends intensely wrapping one of their arms around each-others shoulders, for the purpose of warmth. The initial action of slapping your hand on their shoulder may seem violent, but the two must remember it is all out of love and friendship. You can often relate the acts to one of your closest and weirdest of friends.
Example: “Lets go jacketing to the book store!!”
Example 2: “Don't you just love jacketing? Makes me feel so much better on a bad day”
A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.
Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.