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If you have a friend whos name is Jacob and they dated your best friend and calls you everyday now. They most likely want to date you but if your best friend dumped them. They were dumped for a reason so i recommend you dont date them.
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Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.
Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.
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Jacobe is handsome and athletic. He is most comfortable around his friends. He has no problem talking to girls but in a relationship may try to start off slow. He is a caring sweet person. Don't mess around when it comes to sports.
Random person: Hey Jacobe wanna hang out later.
Jacobe: Sure give me a time place and date
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A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.
Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.
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When someone is doing an act behind their bf/gf's back.
I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door I pointed her to
I said, Call me when ya'll break up. I don'tfuck nobody bitch and never on the Jacob. -Andre Da Art of Story Telling Part 4
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A friend that will always have your back even though he's a cunt at times. He's very unforgettable and will be the best to talk to your problems about. Love to call his friends a bitch.
Jacobe: Hey you
Person: What
Jacobe:You're a bitch
Person:Fuck you Jacobe
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The act of squeezing your friends butt checks, in a loving and friendly manner. Similar to a goose but much less creepy and nothing to do any sort of upward motion.
Briana is so sweet. She loves to show her affection by giving us all some Jacobs.
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