A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times
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A chicken nugget who shits on the chief
Look at that Jake
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Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.
Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.
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A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.
Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
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A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote
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