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A new way to say bring home the bacon
Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try
Hours later
Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
when a guy passes up a sure thing by pussying out of it
guy 1 - dude you should come round this party is full of chicks and there all up for it
guy 2- sorry bro i could but its a bit late for me
guy 1 bro thats a total jamie move
example 2
a girl is totally all over the guy and he passes it up even though its a sure thing for no good reason
Jamie spice
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots
#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty
be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.
Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)
I’m so drunk. I think I will Do a Jamie!
He is trying to be the most popular person alive but everyone laughs when seeing him, might often be caught selling 20p cigarettes or smoking down Chatham. Often known for people to fight his battles.
Jamie C what a roadman.
Wouldnt mess with that Jamie C kid!
Jamie Duggan has a small cock and likes children he is often found letting them play together im exchange for vbucks
That guys is letting small cock and children play together he is such a Jamie Duggan.👍
A guy who wears girls socks and doesnt care,
Jamie:ahhhh
Will:dude those socks are for chickssss
Jamie: ohhh sh*t
Thats a jamies socks