Jess is a person who wants to go out with Noah but it will never happen
Jess is so stupid to think that she is gonna go out with Noah and become Jess Schnapp
Jesse Martin rizz god part-time producer, top g sexy best
Will light up your existence and turn your sad miserable life around. Their energy is unmatched merely being in their presence is incredible. They are the most iconic duo of all time .
person 1;"hey why are you so happy?"
Person 2: "just got my daily dose of serotonin"
person 1: "wow you saw ella and jess"
person 2: Yeh I have a permanent smile now!
Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!
Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.
A shy, yet cocky young man who is way taller than you'd think.
After meeting Jesse Kay, his fan Thomas realized how tall he was.
Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing
person 1: you look like kai Jesse
Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt
This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!
Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.
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