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After having sex while wearing a condom and cumming inside, the jizz is then on your dick; hence the term Jizz Dick.
I hate Jizz Dick, I would much rather not use a condom.
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For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more
Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January
Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan
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When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.
"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".
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Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.
I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.
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a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").
The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.
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When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.
Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.
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a man who can produce the largest amount of jizz (sperm) in his area/town
"dude after last nite i gota be crowned dr jizz"
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