Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

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knob-jockey

a person who rides a knob, specifically their own.

your some knob-jockey

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Swamp Jockey

Black men/women who date only white men/women...

Black men who date white trash women...

Ray Ray is such a Swamp Jockey, he always be datin them Swamp Honkey hoodrat white women

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knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

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camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

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excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

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hole jockey

male person who likes hard anal sex with an other male person, a hole jockey rides someothers hole till it bleeds.

chucky and charley are two holjokkers(dutch for hole jockey) they now live together because now they can have hard anal amusment all the time. those faggs

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