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To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
A jock-a-rambo is an athlete engaged in violent contact sports who is highly aggressive, often in part owing to the use of steroids. More than other athletes, his violence defines him. He suffers from the mindset that the hard hit, high sticking, whip tackling, spearing, brushback pitches, hard sliding, and other marginal or illegal techniques are essential ways to gain an edge in competition.
Jack Tatum, free safety for the Oakland Raiders in the 1970s, paralyzed Darryl Stingley of the New England Patriots in a 1978 NFL preseason game with a very violent, though legal, hit. He recounted this incident in the ultimate jock-a-rambo book, THEY CALL ME ASSASSIN, published in 1979.
Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.
A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
Location of Smelly inbred Indians called Martin
That smelly Martin from the jock estate has been here
An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.
Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*
Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!
"Dustin, quit molly jocking around and finish up your work, you little shit!"