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Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018


Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 5, 2015


Johnny Weissmuller

Johnny Weissmuller (2 June 1904 – 20 January 1984) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American competition swimmer and actor, best known for playing Tarzan in films of the 1930s and 1940s and for having one of the best competitive swimming records of the 20th century.

Johnny Weissmuller's real name was Pieter Johann Weissmuller. He popularised the Tarzan yell and made it memorable. He was also one of the prototype 'celebutantes' of the 1930s-60s, because he initially had no experience in acting whatsoever.

by Snapper2001 July 6, 2018


Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018


Ponyboy and Johnny

Two boys who are characters in the book the outsiders (we stan johnny) in which people made fanfics of them and we are all pretty sure they are gay for each other.

"I love those two together. They love each other like Ponyboy and Johnny"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021


Pulled a Johnny

An action when you (either by accident or on purpose) inhale a portion of another person’s line as you are doing yours.

How high are you bro, You just Pulled a Johnny!

by Eel WJ September 2, 2018


johnny carrol

A knuckle dragger

Johnny Carrol dragged his knuckles into my house and stole all my fried chicken and watermelon and washed it down with grape soda.

by johnnyc69420 September 3, 2015