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The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
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Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
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A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?
Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.
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Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
She is the nicest person you'll meet she is kind hearted. She dersves the world. Sometimes the world turns its back on her but she has to keep fighting. Love you your best friend.
Riley jones will push through anything.
A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.
Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.
A woman like none other. She has been through a lot of pain but has the strength of a lion. She continues to seek beauty in everyone she loves. Her loyalty is her only flaw. See also- Divine Mother
If you catch a Sheena Jones, never let her go.