july 9

national reverse cowgirl day;)

danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))

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july 1

seduce your teacher, loved ones, or a stranger

July 1st: get the peen or coochie from a teacher, loved one or stranger

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July 22

National Little Sister day!

If you have a little sister, show her some Love!

Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!

Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!

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July 30

The day the serpents of the Devil were brought to earth.

“You were born on July 30 ? “
“yup,what’s up?”
“your the crackhead serpent of the Devil”

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July 25

July 25 is international Sneak-Into-Your-Best-Friends-House-And-Raid-They’re-Pantry-Day.

Suzie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Judy: You didn’t know? July 25 is International Sneak-Into-Your-Best-Friends-House-And-Raid-They’re-Pantry-Day.

july 31st

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone

july 31st is a great national holiday

July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "

WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!