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magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017


Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024


Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023


Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020


Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020


kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.

I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.

by Corporate Linguist January 10, 2024


Kitchen Ambassador

A person who has mastered and perfected the skills needed for the operation of being in charge of the correctness and timely delivery of guest orders.

As being the Kitchen Ambassador, every guest in the dining room is my guest. They are dining in "MY" Restaurant (Home), enjoying a great meal and time at every "Beer Dinner".

by Hippie Juice Man March 23, 2019