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Forever Knot

The resulting jumble after an individual attempts to untie a simple knot resulting in the strenuous and tedious endeaver taking ten times longer to undo than the original.

I was untying my shoes but made the mistake of pulling one wrong loop. Looks like I'll be attempting to solve the forever knot for the next 5 days.

by kornwhole December 8, 2010


Hot knot

The muscular knot incurred during strenuous sex that requires the lover to stop and take a walk around the room.

John was hitting that ass hard until he pulled out due to a hot knot.

by Trappergus June 5, 2021


MAY-KNOT

To get punched in the head and get a big knot on your head.

Dang did you see that MAY-KNOT on his head? It may go down or it may not!!

by Nunya22 December 27, 2022


shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.

Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!

by poirotgrl July 21, 2019


DRIBBLE KNOT

Something only gullible Morgans believe in.

Dribble Knot! Always together!

by MackMcWicked April 16, 2023


Frayed Knot

A frayed knot (aka Afraid Not) is a poor excuse given when someone isn't going out with a group of friends. Usually it means to try harder to persuade someone.

Symbolic of the once tight bonds of a relationship that are now wearing thin. A little extra pressure will break the bonds.

When Scott is asked to meet with some old friends, he responds sheepishly saying "Frayed knot, I'm spending the evening with my wife"

by DomonicC February 19, 2024


pine knotting

When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.

Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"

by pinenaughty December 15, 2015