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Mei-Li

She’s a sensitive, kind girl who’s loyalty means everything. Mei-Li will follow you to the end of the world even if you break her heart. Although losing Mei-Li would be the stupidest thing you could do. Mei-Li’s are insanely intelectual and empathetic, but can easily be made feel second best. Treat Mei-Li like a Queen.
How to spot a Mei-Li:
-Love books
-Always have headphones on
-Chug boiling tea and soup like it’s nothing

-Love making and giving gifts. Don’t tell them you like something, they will buy or give you ten of said thing
-Probably secretly a ninja
-Shy, but definitely have a hot hidden tattoo

“Sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt” -Mei-Li
“I’m a ten but I need fake scenarios to fall asleep” - Mei-Li

by Meimei.urmom March 7, 2024


shlud li

when you misspell 'should i'.

Person 1: Hmmm... Shlud li?
Person 2: Did you just say: 'shlud li'?
Person 1: Bruh.

by idiotier November 25, 2023


Bette Davis lies

The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.

Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020


Felice li

Anything related to tekno/rave parties (clothing, music, etc)

Felice liso rattn tattn tattn TUNZ TUNZ

by Praticamente November 17, 2021


big cap, small lies

When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.

“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”

by pdotbk December 19, 2019


hans li

A smart faggot

That boy is such a Hans Li.

by sexandthecity1234553 March 27, 2014


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we all know what this means! wait you arent from sweden? oh then you wont understand our languängä.
hejdå då.

you är minä.
no im nöt
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by vasägerdu? May 30, 2020