sexyest man alive(i was told to say this)biggest stud ever.
hello Landon
The guy that is sitting next to me and is relaxing during class not doing any work.
Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
landon owns a pink tooth brush
uhhh thats landons toothbrush because its pink
The power couple they are made for each other and love to help their friends
do you know Landon + Lily?
yeah they're a power couple
He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.
Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”
1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.
2. Daddy Material.
Dude 1: "Hey, who's that guy flashing his penis in the bathroom while we are changing for marching band?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end
someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t