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Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.
Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.
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The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away
Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.
20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?
Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.
Lazy Texting
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A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.
Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?
Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
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When a man and a woman are fucking doggy style and, simultaneously they both fall over and continue to fuck on their sides.
Jamal: "yo, how'd it go with Shandra last night?"
Ron: "sweet, we were fucking doggy style when we both kinda fell over and started doing the lazy dog."
Jamal: "on your side?"
Ron: "yeah, it was dope."
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A "Lazy Sarah" is a girl who just lies on her back during sex not puting much effort into it.
I heard from Jon, that Amanda is a Lazy Sarah
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The term “Lazy Boy” is used to describe a person similar to that of a “Lax Bro”. A “Lazy Boy” is commonly a person who wears a snap back hat, or any type of baseball cap, either backwards or forwards, loosely supporting hair that is anywhere from 2 to 4 inches long. The "Lazy Boy’s” bangs must be folded up off the forehead, and under the hat.
“Dude check out that LAzy Boy! Look at the sweet absence of bangs!”
“Check out Rowan today, he’s Lazing it like crazy with that hat!"
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When a person is cold or turned on, though only one nipple goes hard.
excuse me but you have a lazy nipple!
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