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Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)
When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys
Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?
Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism
Straight girl, that always turns lesbians heads.
Hey darling another lesbian just looked at you, your the lesbian whisperer
Basically the same as a normal Yandere, but us attracted to another girl. Also, is a more scary. So if you know whats good for you, Senpai, you will love me. I mean, seriously, we are both lesbians, why not?
A lesbian Yandere Is me, Senpai
the type of lesbian that exists to hate all men, and wishes to see a world where men are all killed in a lesbian fascist uprising. notably different than your average lesbian, a decent person who simply is attracted to other women. militant lesbians are also rude to waiters
Ugh. Abigail is SUCH a militant lesbian, don’t you think? She just told me that all men should be executed!
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an asexual lesbian ; a lesbian more interested in kissing and cuddling
“i think i’m a bambi lesbian, i’m asexual.”
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twice the heat, none of the meat
My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
I snuck into the shower, and she turned around in surprise. She threw me a quick seductive smile, and we started kissing passionately and pinching each other's nipples. I gently kissed her triple-d breasts, and traveled all the way down to her perfect pink pussy. as soon as my tongue touched her clit, she let out a little moan and fell against the shower wall. She quickly flipped me over and said "Your turn sweetheart". With a wild vigor she started pinching and licking my rock hard nipples as i moaned in ecstasy. We started kissing again, and with no warning she stuck her finger up my ass. I quickly grabbed the shower head and sprayed her pussy and she collapsed on the floor, trembling as i stuck one, two, three fingers in her pussy. i pinched and massaged her clit, and stuck the dildo in. she screamed and i put it on the highest vibe setting. She lay on the floor, twitching and moaning, and i took the dildo out of her pussy and she shoved it in mine. i immediately collapsed. She stared doing doggystyle, and i cummed twice. I shoved my whole fist into her, and she screamed "GIVE ME MORE MOMMY PLEASEEE" and i quickly found her g-spot. she gasped, and squirted so far it landed on the vanity. we collapsed in an exhausted heap, and did it all again in the morning :). best lesbian sex i have ever had.
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A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.
Come fly with me, lesbian seagull
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