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lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 13, 2022


Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.

My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.

by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024


Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.

"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."

by WrongTime May 13, 2024


Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.

Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.

by LALettuce May 30, 2024


Lentil the lettuce

A weird person that ruined aris server

Lentil the lettuce is weird

by An bony May 8, 2021


Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce

1. Very good weed

Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."

by theworldiscrowded July 20, 2016


Lettuce butt

When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.

Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt

by Littlegael April 2, 2016