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Lillian Notley is a girl who spends her free time blowing up condoms and joyfully throwin them around in their balloon like ball shaped form. What a fucking whore, right?
"Hey theres Lilly Notley. Didn't she give a guy a handjob in an outback parking lot?"
"No, that was somebody else."
"Oh yeah."
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boy 1: you see lillie logan over there
boy 2: YEAH MAN SHES A BITCH
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a tight bit off pussy the whole village wants to fuck and pick the cherries off
that girl is a lilly of the valley
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Lilly M is a devil that came from hell and is the WORST person you can ever meet and I am not joking she is annoying has HELL and is bratty and thinks she is everything but she not also she is so sassy and carries for no one but herself and she is spoiled
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(N) A fancy ass term for a shapely vagina.
(V) When you’ve gone down on a girl on a hot summer day, and she rewards you by squirting through a fan onto your face.
Drew definitely knows how to weed out the weakest prey at the club. He searches far and wide for the rare exotic Water Lilly by asking a screening question, “wanna fuck?”
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