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A coffee roasting co. that has nothing but hott girls that work there with 'Onion Asses'
Jeff: Dude have you been to 'Thong Bottoms', i mean Long bottoms lately?
Mike: Nah man, y?
Jeff: all the girls there are SO hott! too much Onion Ass! drive a dude crazy!
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aka, Strong Island, Schlong Island, Bong Highland, New York City's retarded little brother. Long Island's "Diversity" consists of Guidos, Guidettes, Jappy bitches, and Wiggas. The small percentage of minorities reside in impoverished neighborhoods such as Hempstead or Freeport, which rich white people tend avoid like the plague. It should be noted white folks will shit a brick (or move) if someone ethnic looking moves into their neighborhood. Typical L.I. hobbies include doing plenty of drugs, standing idly on street corners, driving around in a nice car doing drugs, and going to the city because long island is devoid of any form of entertainment. Those who do not live off their parents strive to get off Long Island. It may a nice for city dwellers to visit but a lousy place to live.
Being Born and Raised on Long Island I gotta say it sucks.
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where the jews kome ta chill for the summer. & if you been to lb before you know that any street between joline ave & broadway is the hood. (2nd ave,3rd ave,4th ave,rockwell ave,liberty ave,5th ave North and South,6th ave North and South,7th ave South,Morris Ave & the projekts of woodrow wilson. Lokated on high street & west end ave. It turned into a riot,gang,drugs and gun violent type a plase but I love violense so its sweet to live there. Lb has the rich hood,pier village & elberon. But people trashed pier already.its the 2nd baddest plase on the jersey shore after asbury park.
"Wanna go to long branch today bruh?","Damn someone else got shot in long branch today?","I heard long branch got beef with asbury park and if you step foot in long branch and you from asbury then youll get that ass beat up."
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To over rule/win with great confidence. By going over and above, or by possessing a superior idea.
Dan and Tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. Both went and talked to her but when Tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. Thous Tim Long Cocked Dan. She was impressed and went home with Tim.
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to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them
Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass
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A person who takes more time than is necessary to complete any give task
Bill: Yes Ben. hold on wheres Bob?
Ben: I don't know, he was meant to meet at the bus stop half an hour ago.
Bill: What a long guy.
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