Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk
Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.
a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food
bro school lunch is a scam
It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it
It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
Hey dude what’s for lunch
School lunch
Taste like shit
The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
Marijauna that has been smuggled in from the border.
"Eyyy essay you got me that lunch box."
A minimally offensive term (almost loving even) for when your life partner or a good friend has put on a few extra pounds. Often shortened to "lunchy".
Hey... Lunch box... Step away from the cookies.
What's wrong? lunchy can't fit in his pants no more?