MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.

Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).

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Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

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milf man

Someone who is extremely obsess with hunting mothers and devotes his life into thinking he can get any whether online or real life.

Scape Clone2 is a milf man because he devotes his life on getting MILFs in a popular MMO game called RuneScape! If you see this kid, don't let him near your MOM!!

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milf coded

A meme in the Dragon Maid fandom after someone tried to hate on it by saying one of the characters was "MILF coded". Nobody knew what this meant other than it sounds like a bullshit buzzword made by people to hate on it because "durr hurr anim was mistok boobs kild my famuhlee" so we made it into a meme.

You're not a real Dragon Maid fan unless you're a MILF coded Dragon Maid fan.

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Milf Juice

Any alcoholic beverage associated with attractive older ladies.

Cosmos, Sparkling Wines and such.

"Craig, saw your mum rampaging through a lot milf juice last night"

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MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

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Milf and Cookies

The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.

I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies

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