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1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
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John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
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Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
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Its a very famous song from Britney Spears. I really don't know how to put it I've just been saying it a lot. So when someone dies i guess you say "They did an oops i did it again i made it my mind oh baby baby."
Person1:*Dies*
Person2: They did an oops I did it again I made it my mind oh baby baby
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What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.
Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
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I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
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Humanoids Used In The Game ROBLOX ,
ROBLOXians are Humanoids Who Can Wear Accessories That most of the time costs ROBUX a (bullshit) Currency used in this Universe., The body of a ROBLOXian is made but not limited to : Plastic And an Exo-Skeleton that provides them with in-human resistance such as Sword stabbings, bullets, Explosions etc.
But sometimes an explosion or a hard hit can rip a limb out of the body. The Robloxian acknowledges this but if its not its right arm he still can use weapons etc.
Warriors on this word are called ''Bloxxers'' Who are known to destroy everything or kill anyone in sight. There are the ODers too. but this is for another text. Anyway, Once a limb is teared off the body the robloxian can no longer attach it back.
*Bloxxer Blows up Robloxian's arm*
Bloxxer : Oh, Sorry Your ok?
Robloxian: Well we are robloxian's so i guess..Its fine
ROBLOXian According to the my made-up Lore.
Taylor made is a strong Intelligent beautiful woman who exudes confidence and grace. She has Strong boundaries. She upholds with both firmness and compassion. She has respect for others and herself. Ensuring that her actions lines up with her values. Has Emotional intelligence that allows her to navigate through complex social situations. She is great at conflict resolution. She is Righteous, Disciplined, Direct, Genuine, Honest, Selfless and Loyal. She is a great partner and friend. She also is a great listener who listens actively.
Example A:
Sophia is Taylor made. She is a strong, intelligent, and beautiful woman who exudes confidence and grace. Her strength is evident in her unwavering boundaries, which she upholds with both firmness and compassion. She respects others and herself, ensuring that her actions and words align with her values.
Her emotional intelligence allows her to navigate complex social situations with ease. She listens actively, empathizes genuinely, and responds thoughtfully, making her an exceptional friend and confidant. When conflicts arise, Sophia excels at conflict resolution, addressing issues directly yet diplomatically, and seeking solutions that benefit all parties involved.
Sophia's righteousness and discipline guide her in making ethical decisions, even when they are challenging. She is direct and honest, always speaking her truth with kindness and integrity. Her genuine nature draws people to her, as they know she is selfless and loyal, always putting the well-being of her loved ones first.
As a partner, Sophia is supportive and understanding, fostering a relationship built on trust and mutual respect. As a friend, she is reliable and compassionate, always ready to lend a helping hand or a listening ear. Her combination of strength, intelligence, and beauty makes her a truly remarkable person.
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