magic portal

the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.

tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"

emma-"no, that was a long time ago."

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magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

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magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

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Magic Juice

A concoction between Raspberry Vodka and Lemon-Lime Hawaiian Punch (the green one.)

"WOW. This Magic Juice tastes amazing!"

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Magic Money

When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.

Ted: Oh my god...Magic money!!!

Chad:How much?

Ted:Six bucks bro!!!

Chad: Word lets chill with it.

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queef magic

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.

When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.

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magic clam

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

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