lez-marine

an underwater boat full of gay womans

-"we all live in a yellow lez-marine..."-

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ex-Marine

Something that doesn't exist. You stop being in the Marines; you never stop being a Marine.

There is no such thing as an ex-Marine.

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Call A Marine

Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

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marine iguana

Code word for marijuana

“Yeah dude let’s leave this family function and go see what that marine iguana is up to!”

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Marinated sex

Before sex you soak yourself in exotic liquids such as the YouTuber guava juice or something like that.

Marinated sex: Middle aged man in life crisis: “Are you ready to fuck me?!”
Prostitute: “Let me marinated before we start so I’m nice and juicy for you!”

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salivation marination

When, after you nut down her throat, she holds it in her mouth till the swelling goes down

That bitch is all about the salivation marination.

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Marine, Illinois

A village avout an hour away from St. Louis. It is quite amazing, and perfect for raising kids as it has an extremely low crime rate.

Dude, Marine, Illinois is so awesome.

I know, I know.

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