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Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max
Max: hey girl
Genna: hey
Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun
Genna: dont you when a girlfriend
Max: yeah but she don’t have to know
Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want
Genna:.......
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Max is secretly having fun with your mother
Max has a small dick
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Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom
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A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.
Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him
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Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”
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Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.
Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?
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Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do
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