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mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.

sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.

by sarahhhh! June 1, 2007

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Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.

I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.

by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013

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Stray-mentality

(noun)
1. A harmonious and balanced state of mind...you know it when you're in it.
2. In the zone.

1. Rick: "Dang, I've thrown 3 interceptions already this game." Mike: "You're not using the stray-mentality."
2. "Stray-mentality all day in that job interview...I dominated!"

by VP4Life February 15, 2010

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Mental Lubrication

The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.

His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.

by plettster February 26, 2020

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mental nuggets

useful or thought-provoking lyrics

Dan : Ima throw some mental nuggets at you
Luke : Gawsh!

by DaNYaaHL August 21, 2007

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guard mentality

the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.

Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.

My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?

Yes. She has a guard mentality.

Oh, okay.

by Lynndie England May 15, 2004

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Medieval Mentality

"Medieval mentality" is a term given to a man's view of dating, relationships, and marriage, in a positive and "Medieval" context. It is derived from the perceptions of a modern man of the 21st century who looks upon Medieval Europe with admiration, believing chivalry was of utmost importance in relations with the opposite at the time. He feels such qualities of chivalry are lacking in today's world, and he wants to apply those same values to his own relationships.

Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.

Turku: Great news, my girlfriend's family treats me as one of their own. I have earned high status among them being the ultimate gentleman. One day they will entrust me to look after their estate.

Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.

Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.

by CaspianTatars January 20, 2011

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