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The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend
A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?"
M: "fucking my self, three sum
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The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.
Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that."
Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."
Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"
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Weirdest person on the planet and steals peoples phones!!!
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"That guy right there, is a total Michael"
"Oh so he's a cunt"
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Gayyy he will fucking suck ya dick for free
"No michael stay away from my dick"
You cant suck it for nothing
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Slang for weed. To be used when discretion is necessary.
yo we gonna kick it with michael tonight?
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A guy loves dick anytype of dick he can get his hands on
Oh wow that guy is such a Michael
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