Mid-unch-fist

The definition of a drunk person wanting breakfast and lunch at the same time while trying to yell at a mangy fox out the window at McDonalds.

Girl i can't wait for some Mid-unch-fist cause im fuckin hungry!!!

Negative-Mid

When something is mid on a bad spectrum

That crunch bar is negative-mid.

Mid-L-Reese

very mid,weak, likes edwin, went out with john marc last night, does not give drugs to wealthy Makai and also she got knocked out in the first round in wii sports cause she is overrated.

hello Mid-L-Reese ur so mid tbh

Mid's Balls

VERY SMALL testicles... usually belonging to the gamer himself Midearthgamer, these testicles are abnormally small.

person 1: Mid's Balls are so small.
person 2: I know right!!! I can hardly see them!!

Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.

Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"

Gwen is mid

Gwen is mid, period

Person 1: GWEN IS MID HAHAHA
Person 2: TOTS BITCH PURRR MATERIAL GURL SLAYED>

mid-vid

middle of video, usually the climax

Dude every time I watch Monster's Ball I fast forward mid-vid just to see Hallie Berry