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A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"
Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.
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If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
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When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls
She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz
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the affectionate name given to the territory located at the end of Hillsboro Court. This was the name Jock bestowed upon his own cul-de-sac sometime in the early 21st Century. I believe the name was coined during a basketball game in which Jock must have felt inferior to his taller opponents.
There's a cookout in Midget Cove, let's bring short ribs!
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a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.
Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.
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Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!
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Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"
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