When you look from place to place and all you can see are mingers.
I was downtown with Luke in the KFC line and it was like a game of Ming Pong.
A large penis.
He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.
The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.
Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?
Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!
Someone who is stupid and ugly at the same time
That person is such a ming mong.
When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.
Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"
Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.
Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.