Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.

Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!

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Mother Chubbler

A chubby mother f*@#$r. Usually annoying and or unliked but can be used to describe pudgy friends. I.E... Jake is my favorite Mother Chubbler! Used in the plural form as Mother Chubblets.

>haha look at that Mother Chubbler eat!
>450 lbs?! what a Mother Chubbler!!
>Dude, yesterday i fought like six Mother Chubblets

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Mother Fucking

The word you say when you see someone fucking your mom.

"Hey man,how's it-ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKING MY MOM?"

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The Mother Effect

When a girlfriend smothers and subjugates her boyfriend by taking the roll of his mother. Leaving the boyfriend to act like a child and grow immature. The boyfriend then is often found craving the attention of the "mother" (girlfriend) causing a dependent and unhealthy relationship.

Because Hannah has used "The Mother Effect" on her lover John, he has become a man-child.

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your mother

the white version of saying "yo mama"

black kid: yo mama biatch!!!!!!
white kid: well!...well!..your mother is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Mother Head

N. Amazing sex with a milf.

John: You get some of that mother head?
Max: Hell yeah man, she was amazing in the sack.

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mother of niggers

(expl.) Also said as "mother of all niggers", can be used to exhibit extreme internal rage when dealing with a situation, mainly easily avoidable mistakes. Synonymous with blurting out "mother fucker!"

Lucio: Why are my teammates dying?
Reinhardt: Because you had the buff aura on instead of the healing one this whole time.
Lucio: MOTHER OF NIGGERS!!!

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