When eating out your partnerβs ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay menβs version of getting your Red Wings.
When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!
Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryanβs ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!
13π 4π
A piece or pieces of excrement.
If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"
9π 3π
The state of ones gut after a night (or morning) of prolonged beer consumption. The term is closely related to the typical consistency of "beer shit."
Sorry, I can't go bowling today because I have mud gut. *defecates*
9π 3π
A derogatory term for the child of a Cuban (wetback) and an Arab (sand nigger).
What is with all these mud niggers swimming to America only to bomb our buildings?
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Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.
Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.
41π 24π
The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.
Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
5π 1π
to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles
"penelope knew Odysseus would mud the otter and return home alive"
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