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When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
When you need you baby powder your vagina
It was very hot and I had to puff the muff
The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!
Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.
Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
this woman vagina is a muff cabbage
One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.
I got muff scrunched this morning.
A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!
I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!
An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.
Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.