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When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
this woman vagina is a muff cabbage
One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.
I got muff scrunched this morning.
A dirty ,smelly pussy!!!
I just banged your mom and her rat stink muff!
An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.
Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.