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When you need you baby powder your vagina
It was very hot and I had to puff the muff
The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!
Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.
A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus
I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.
(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
this woman vagina is a muff cabbage
One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.
I got muff scrunched this morning.