snot muffin

A slick, slippery, mucus covered, ready for action vagina.

Suzie couldn't help but tickle her little snot muffin whenever she thought about butter churning.

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Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

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buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

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next muffin

Phrase first made by comedien Ross Noble in his 'Next Muffin' sketch in which he trys to spot faces in the tops of muffins.

Also makes a good random shout-out phrase.

There's a face...next muffin

...next muffin

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pork muffin

a small chubby person with fire red hair, freckles, and milky white skin.

Damn, look at that pork muffin with the pokemon backpack. I'd like to take him to a family reunion barbeque and introduce him to my aunt gracie.

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Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

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muffin loaf

Its when a girl has saggy vagina lips and teabags a guy with said lips

"Watch out for that girl man, she will muffin loaf you."

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