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Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.

Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.

by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009

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Chat Stew

A mix of gossip and other such things. Reffered to on every episode of The Soup (on E!) A very meaty discussion.

Let's have some chat stew... yum... sooo meaty...

by sqrlgrl1998 August 1, 2011

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Chat Blip

The unfortunate omission of crucial information while engaging in online chat. Chat Blips usually give an unwanted message and if extreme enough, can cause a panic attack.

I do * love you.

Lucy does * have a venereal disease.

Chat Blips:
* = Not

by casefacee November 10, 2009

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Group chat

A place you go to get answers for test and HW

Iโ€™m going to go on the group chat to see if anyone did the HW

by Berryblack October 14, 2019

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Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.

Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!

by Ravenradda March 4, 2011

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Boba Chat

Boba chats are a casual way to meet someone new or to reconnect with an old friend to catch up. It's often a spontaneous way to plan a meetup over boba milk tea.

Kevin: "Wow we haven't talked in a while! How have you been?"
Kelly: "I'm doing good! Can we have a boba chat? I have a lot I want to share with you!"
Kevin: "Awesome. Boba Guys at 3 tomorrow?"

by bobabae August 9, 2019

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chat gnat

An annoying, pesky internet troll in a chat group.

Ignore Darrenanity's comments. He is just a chat gnat

by mwilcox3000 March 3, 2018

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