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When a person lying in bed with spouse pulls the covers all the way over their head & farts.
"She didn't want to wake up, so I put her in the dutch oven for a minute and watched her struggle to full consciousness."
*true story.
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A load of cum shot out of a vagina
After I came, her vagina turned into a dutch oyster
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Noun: A dutch bike is a clever verbal spoonerism for a butch dyke. It is used when you are trying to indicate to someone around you that there is a female in the vicinity who obviously looks very butch, but you don't want to make it obvious.
"Woah, hey Laura! There's a dutch bike pedaling on by to your 3 o'clock. What a beast!"
"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"
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Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.
"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."
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When your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.
My girlfriend farted on me the other day so I Dutch Sauna'ed her in return, take that ya smelly bitch!
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the act of having sex with someone, pulling out immediately before orgasm and cupping ones hands over ones penis during climax until the penis becomes ensconced in cum. wait 30 seconds, stand, flailing said penis in a circular motion while either screaming dutch helicopter or stimulating sounds made by a helicopter.
she didnt know what on earth i could do that could make the room as disgusting as possible so later on that evening i opted for the dutch helicopter.
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the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head
Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/
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