poot noodle

when you mean to fart, but you shit.

dag yo wats that stank smells like poot noodle

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oodle noodles

Ion kno why but me and my sista call em oodle noodles instead of ramen noodles

Me: “yo pass me sum oodle noodles I’m hella hungry.”

My sista: “Igh.”

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gook noodles

Oriental food. Derives from the Korean War-era term "gook," used to describe Korean natives ("ha-gook," see Gook). Since the word became somewhat confused during the Viet Nam era, being used to describe most all Asian, peoples, "gook noodles" can refer to any kind of oriental food from Chinese buffet to sushi, fancy dining to delivery. Also a good blanket term for late-night grub.

Lewis: Man, I'm starving.

Wally: Word. I could really go for some gook noodles about now.

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noodle stroodle

A person with a penis as thin and long as your average Maggi Noodle. Lassooing is very popular aoung these peopl. These people are extreamy hard to find and try to keep the truth about their genetalia covered up.

Zac Mac is the king of the noodle stroodle people

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poo noodle

when you fuck someone or something so hard up the ass theire shit goes into your dick and when you go to piss for the first time after sex you piss it out. . it hurts lol

man i fucked her so hard i had a poo noodle that cloged the tiolet.

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Noodle Poodle

Surprise buttsex from a poodle with a limp dick

OH SHIT!! NOODLE POODLE!!!!

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noodle studio

A very useful IDE for creating Noodles. Much like Visual Studio, but for pasta.

I have a sauce overflow exception in Noodle Studio when I was compiling my latest build of rigatoni.

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