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I'm bored of horse riding. Maybe I'll go and try ride the dolphin instead
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The worst fucking team to ever join the NFL. The only team with a 16-0 start and that was it. Go back to the fucking ocean. The dolphins suck so much when you get a shit grade instead of putting an F the teacher puts the Miami dolphin logo
Headlines: Miami dolphins lose to New England patriots 102-0
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The trashieat NFL team know to man
Damn u play like the Miami dolphins
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Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.
General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.
During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
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good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean. MDMA is a form of meth, the MA stands for methamphetamine. despite popular belief, there is no such thing as 'based' ecstacy. my first pills were supposedly heroin based(blue stars), then i scored an acid based orange nike. none of that shit is true, good luck finding LSD period! ecstacy is a psychedelic methball. you don't trip on e, you roll.
I scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls!!
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A Brooklyn-born non-alcoholic cocktail comprised exclusively of soda water. Garnished w/ 2 lime wedges, 2 lemon slices, 2 orange slices, and a maraschino cherry. Served in a pint glass with ice.
Gina said the Blue Dolphin was so smooth she couldn't even taste the alcohol.
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When you download something from someone on a forum in good faith, but it turns out they just uploaded their dolphin porn collection.
Me: hey im broke as fuck, can anyone give me a link to pirated game/movie
Anonymous: yeah sure, here you go
Me: thanks for the dolphin porn
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