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Also known as "Brown Star", "Brown Eye", most commonly known as "Butthole", or someone whos characteristics match those such as one.
"Man, that guy is such a Dark Star, he's definitely got a stick shoved up his Dark Star"
Emo's and depressed people's best friends
Happy kid: "hey do you have any best friends?"
Depressed kid: "yea..."
Happy kid: "well, what's their names?"
Depressed kid: "darkness and loneliness"
Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned
Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit
Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego
One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”
The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.
A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.
Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?