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I made a definition of this, nice.
"Why are there so many definitions of this?"
It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
You found it.
Above is the most retarded definition ever.
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These name written by the holder of these names or someone who hates them, there is no in between.
People go to look at their names if they feel sad or wanna see if its true. sometimes even for a giggle.
"urban dictionary name definitions time :,)"
"why is she on urban dictionary so much?"
"shes looking at her name to see who likes her"
"that poor girl"
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In Urban Dictionary you rarely come across a definition for a word without a cuss word. Personally I believe after the first couple no cuss word definitions the people that work adding definitions say 'fuck this imma add this one it has a cuss word'.
Adder1: Look at this definition
*Adder2 looks*
Adder2: Oh ya look at this, 'Definitions most likely to be added' it uses 'fuck' once
Adder1: Holy hell that's epic lets do it!
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A mental/neurological disorder. The primary symptom: submitting one's own name (or that of an acquaintance) to the Urban Dictionary, usually defined as (for males): "great guy", "spunk pump with huge cock", "mini-micro dick", "an asshole supreme", etc. (for females): "fine lady", "slut", whore", "slut-whore", "skeeving skeezer", "cock tease", "bitch", etc. In the most serious form of the disorder, the patient actually thinks he/she/it is worthy of something beyond the withering contempt and ridicule heaped upon them by the editors.
This guy obviously suffers from "Definition Deficiency Syndrome"-he submitted his girlfriend's name last week and praised her, but now she's a cankerous, syphilitic slut with buck teeth and excess nose hair.
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chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic
chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden
loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches
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