Half Homo

It is not "No Homo" nor is it "Completely Homo." It is when a sexual act occurs between two people of the same gender that will not leave the relationship between the two people feeling awkward or strained because of the act, but is too gay to ever be mentioned to anyone besides themselves.

Mark: "Dude, Steve. I think we made out last night."

Steve: "No Homo!"

Mark: "Too late for that dude. Let's just not tell our friends. Half Homo! Whew, if I hadn't called that we'd be really gay right now bro."

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half stacked

The period between having no boner to having a boner

I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off

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Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.

OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye

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half-ski

a unfinished beer that has half the beer in it

half-skis are for pussys, strictly done-skis

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Half man

A man who is one of the following depending on the person.

Small
Stupid
Feminine

Weak
Inferior

"Get out of my way half man."
"If you were not half a man you would have gotten at least a number from her."
"You are a half man, grow the other half before talking to me again."
"You are a half man too and Tyrion would still drink you under the table."

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half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."

Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.

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half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.

After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.

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