speed bump

What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.

"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"

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dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

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Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

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speed bag

A rapidly performed version of the punching bag.

After Herman gave Bonnie the speed bag for a good 7 minutes, he fell to the floor and clutched his lower abdomen in pain because of his extremely sore testicles.

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the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

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speed hole

When drinking a canned beverage, especially beer, the speed hole is a hole punctured in the top of the can farthest away from the drinking hole. The speed hole thus allows air to displace the liquid in said can, thereby enabling the drinker to consume the beverage as quickly as desired

Always drill a speed hole in your beer and chug it whilst fishing on a sunny day, so your beer doesn't get hot.

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speed geek

One who is not only a geek, but is also at least mildly interested in cars.

JoeError put a computer in his car to control the stereo, what a speed geek.

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