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When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.
Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."
A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in
Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.
While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.
The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.
Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.
When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.
Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.
Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!
Friend 1: *Drops drink*
Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"
Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.