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A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!
boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure
The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .
Pedro had a cinco de mayo nuke after all the hot and spicy food he ate
RIP Pedro
When you post many hentai pictures in a row
Imma prepare another hentai nuke for you
Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.
Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”
Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”
The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.
My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.
When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull...bound to get you tucked up my friend
Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs
Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke