Son of a fuck

When you fuck a girl and her son walks in and joins

Girl: omg you feel so good

Guy: yeah you to

Son: hell yeahhh!
Guy:son of a fuck

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The Property of Son

Law created by negative ninety-fifth century philosopher, Son The Awesome. The Property of Son states that the Superiority of the Son is always greater than the negative superiority of one thing of everything else.

Superiority(Son)> -Superiority of one thing(everything else)

(The superiority of) Camron+Alex = -60

Superiority(Son)> --60(everything else)

Superiority(Son)> +60(Everything else)

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son of a zela

when some idiot is loud over the phone or while talking around other people's desk at work, or in common lunch room.

Zela originates from Vuvuzela, a banned plastic trumpet which resurfaced at fifa 2010 world cup.

AM: What is that noise in the games room?
JO: Oh, Player is being a son of a zela around the pool table

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Son Joke

The son's version of a Dad Joke.

Usually in a similar manner to a dad joke but with more clarity and even more corny. Also called a Grandpa Joke

Dad: Hi hungry I'm Dad

Son: Hi dad I'm Hungry

Dad: That's my boy.

Son: It's all in the name, Son Joke.

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son of a bitch

Dustin's catchphrase from Stranger Things

Demodogs: *Encloses the gang*
Dustin: Son of a bitch!

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Whitty-Son

the perfect victim for the "MINDFUCK"

"Ya'll can't faze me"

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Son of Zahl

An IT worker who insists all communication is email and doesn't leave the office.

Dude, you are totally the son of Zahl!

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