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Some consider it a sport. Others consider it a suicide mission. Ohio ball is the world most dangerous game ever. The game has THREE unspoken rules.
#1 Never speak of Ohio Ball
#2 Death can shortly follow after losing a game of Ohio Ball.
#3 Anything can happen.
Jimmy: “You what are those niglets doing?”
Tyrone: “There playing Ohio Ball”
Ohio-Russian Spy: “Вы нарушили первое правило игры в Огайо. Вы будете повешены за свои преступления против королевства Огайо.”
Philo Ohio, were do I begin everyone that lives hear are river rats, but momma never said being an inbread was the devil so here we are,but on the Friday night lights all the kids walk around packing there dip, and drinking beer and pshh there school is about as horrible as a regular nail going through dry wall with no stud did I mention where a bunch of redneck use ductape to fix everything kinda people. Bc all the yeeyee dippers are poor,but we're a really supportive community of dumbfuck crackheads but are we the only village that has 30 cops that live so close seems like there only ammusment is polling over people on dirtbikes or four-wheelers n what pothead doesn't go to the bottom of the bridge and take photos with a bunch of spraypaint everywhere
Philo Ohio
What in the Ohio just happened man?
someone just got eaten by a dragon.
it is california in ohio
holy smokes dude thats california in ohio
A Small Town In Ohio Near Orwell,Rome,Trumbull,and Hartsgrove Ohio.
Casadea ~ "There is like tottaly nothing to do in Windsor Ohio!"
Pizzaria~ "Ya there is. There's Bike ride'n, Farm'n, and Tree climb'n. You need to g't out of the citiy and g't out to the Country."
Casadea~ "You are Like Tottaly right!! Like I want to get my $50.00 snake skin High heels muddy!"
Pizzaria~ "What do you think barn boots are for? Now go change out of them there high heels and get to work!'
Casadea~ "Work!!!"
Pizzaria~ "NOW!"
Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.
P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you
The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.
Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?