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Wang Lord

One with the largest penis

Johnny is the wang lord

by John A. Mcdon April 24, 2007

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Zest lord

A young, ectomorphic male who is down with the hipster and trill waves.

Tends to run with a majority female crowd (all of whom outweigh him by at least 15lbs) and will have certain camp characteristics which will lead observers to question his sexuality. Will often be seen wearing an array of outlandish attire from street fashion labels. Other tell tale signs are dermal piercings, snapbacks, neck tattoos, sunglasses and haircuts from the late 1980's.

e.g. This Zest lord over here thinks he's wavy wearing jeggings and a kaftan.

e.g. Look at this Zest lord smh.....How can you be thuggin when your waist is broader than your shoulders??

by High St December 3, 2013

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Lord of the FAP

The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"

One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.

by LadySewz October 8, 2014

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Lord GOATwaithe

Noun:
Greatest that the world has ever seen.

Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.

Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón

1. Lord GOATwaithe is Aladeen.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.

by Scam de Futanari Connoisseur February 3, 2021

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Lord Beelzebub

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.

Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”

by The Devil Put Aside For You July 8, 2020

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Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 6, 2010

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good lord

Phrase used when the lord is actually not so good.

Good lord! What do you mean they are going to repo my BMW?!

by cbeck July 20, 2004

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