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A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage
Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.
knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.
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a moment in time where snapchat shut down due to a bug in the system. Teens and slutty celebrities went into a worldwide panic since their pathetic life had been soiled.
The rich ass students of dunlap experienced the Snap Panic of November 6,2017.
stupid little girls who need a life and better taste in music.
girl one: omfg, im such a panic at the disco fan! BRENDON, MARRY ME.
girl two: omfg, stfu kthnx. imma go shoot brendon in the face now.
girl one: OMFG, NO!! -cries-
true story.
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Differs from your typical pot-smoking paranoiac in that, due to vast inferiority complexes paired with unresolved childhood issues in tandem with delusions of grandeur compounded by the vast amounts of cannabis smoked since early teenage years, this blend of smoker vacillates between seeing himself as a hero one moment, picked-on the next. Warning: is ready to snap at any moment if either his self-heroics or “victim status” are threatened.
“Brandon’s Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) must’ve kicked in ‘cause he just threatened to choke the life out of that guy over nothin’.”
“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”
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Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.
Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
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keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
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